I got beef with dating in 2023.

I’ll admit it, I didn’t expect to be here at 30. For some reason, my 14-year-old self pictured me (us?) married, with kids, by 25. Don’t get me wrong – I’m happy where I’m at in my life. That being said, I can also recognize that I wouldn’t be stuck trying to meet people post-pandemic and what a mess it is.

I took some time in early 2021 and committed to being on my own until I ~ found myself ~. Here we are, summer of 2023, and my expectations are LOW. Something about the internet really brings out the worst in people, and that’s what we’re here to discuss.

My first beef: shitty prompt answers.

What does this mean, dawg? How can this be your greatest strength? It doesn’t even make grammatical sense.

Look, I get it. They’re cheesy, but pick something mildly worth-while and give me at least 3 words. I’m attempting to get to know you. I think that’s the whole point.

A few more examples of A+ bachelors out there waiting.

My second beef: weird bio’s.

I don’t think I need to say much here. These ones are for pure entertainment, but also, like….. what the fuck?

You sure that’s pre workout that you want to snort off of me, buddy?
What is even happening here??
Either the all-mighty King of Hipsters, or a serial killer.
Thanks for letting me know all of your baggage in your bio.

The biggest beef of them all: gross DM’s.

Let the cringe begin.

Yes, to all the males reading this little blurb, these are all real.

I just don’t get some of you. Sexy Nick, what makes you think that’s going to get a response? And in response to one of my LIFE GOALS? What a weirdo.

But there’s more, and they get worse.

Oh man, Rob got me a lot of Twitter followers a year ago. Well, him and his grandmother in his pic. Hope she never saw it.
Thanks for the offer, Alex, but no thanks.
Oscar, if you bothered to skim my profile for two seconds, you would have noticed that I am not a mother, so, no.

Anyways, thanks for reading my little vent session. If you enjoyed it, let me know! These aren’t my only screen shots. Hope you got a good laugh.

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