Yumper and Cotton are back for another edition of Frame for Frame, and this time they’re putting RoboCop head-to-head with RoboCop. From brutal practical effects and razor-sharp satire to studio polish, PG-13 decisions, and modern reboot compromises, the crew breaks down what actually works — and what completely misses the point. This is a frame-by-frame […]
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Hello, it’s the Cubes Fan back again to tell you something you probably won’t like. It’s been a little bit since I’ve written because I was dealing with things I didn’t like, such as Craig Counsell wasting an opportunity to get his team to the National League Championship Series, but I’m not here to talk
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Cotton and Yump are here to discuss reboots, remakes, and all things duplicates—and they’re not alone. 🐧 The ever-suspicious penguin is back, ready to investigate the ultimate case of cinematic cloning. 🎬 In this very first episode of Frame for Frame, we dive deep into the eerie evolution of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Did
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The Cubes Fan is back to tell you something you are not gonna like and this time I’m moving away from entertainment into something that should be entertainment, but people treat it like a fucking job: Youth Sports. What you are not going to like is this: Your kid is not going pro. I’m sorry
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Hello Penguinistas, it’s the Cubes Fan back to give you something you are not gonna like and this time, I’m here to tell you that watching shit at home is ruining movies. You are probably going to dislike this first because the last column I wrote, I told you that going to the theaters kinda
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Hello, you Sadistic Penguins, the Cubes Fan is here to tell you things you won’t like and this time it is that the theater sucks and movie studios are going to kill them off. I know the cinephiles out there like Tom Cruise will scream from the rooftops that you need to see movies on
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The Cubes Fan is back to tell you something you are not gonna like. This time I’m here to tell you that your heroes are actually the bad guys and Hollywood has been feeding us a conservative nightmare for at least 50 years, which is one of the many reasons that we have douchebag ICE
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Hello Penguins, my name is Michael Cotton, otherwise known as the Cubes Fan on Bluesky, and the podcast I co-host called Son Ranto. I also have a stand alone baseball history podcast called Baseball Rabbithole. Both are on the Bleacher Bunch Podcast feed. That’s right, it looks like I am the DEI hire Cubs fan
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