Hello, it’s the Cubes Fan back again to tell you something you probably won’t like. It’s been a little bit since I’ve written because I was dealing with things I didn’t like, such as Craig Counsell wasting an opportunity to get his team to the National League Championship Series, but I’m not here to talk […]
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Day Thirteen of 31 Days of Horror turns the channel back to Trilogy of Terror (1975), the cult anthology that made TV horror legit. Karen Black shines across three chilling tales, but it’s the Zuni fetish doll in Amelia that steals the show — a tiny terror that proved you don’t need big effects to
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Day Twelve of 31 Days of Horror takes a plunge into the darkness with The Descent (2005), Neil Marshall’s terrifying blend of survival horror and monster mayhem. Featuring an all-female cast, incredible practical effects, and unrelenting tension, this film proves that sometimes the scariest place on Earth is right beneath your feet. https://youtu.be/xYhhL9lSA3k
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Day Eleven of 31 Days of Horror dives into Puppet Master (1989), the film that made tiny terrors iconic. Packed with creative kills, practical effects, and twisted charm, it’s a must-watch for fans of cult horror and late-night creature features. The puppets may be small, but their impact is massive. https://youtu.be/dUk9-FzyO0M
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Day Ten of 31 Days of Horror looks into Oculus (2013), a film that takes the haunted house concept and condenses it into one cursed object: a mirror that manipulates perception. With sharp direction from Mike Flanagan and a powerhouse performance by Karen Gillan, this is horror that messes with your head — and that’s
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Day Nine of 31 Days of Horror brings fangs, fire, and futuristic blood banks with Daybreakers (2009). Starring Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe, and Sam Neill, it’s a sharp, stylish horror film that flips the vampire mythos on its head — turning immortality into a corporate nightmare. https://youtu.be/B-EGDiI4IMY
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Day Eight of 31 Days of Horror looks back at The Witches (1990), a film that turned bedtime stories into fuel for nightmares. With Anjelica Huston’s deliciously evil performance and Jim Henson’s legendary creature design, it’s a dark gem that’s equal parts whimsical and terrifying — proving that not all childhood classics were safe. https://youtu.be/26bQ7uLGIYY
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Day Seven of 31 Days of Horror brings us Wolf (1994), a slick and strange blend of gothic horror and office politics starring Jack Nicholson and Michelle Pfeiffer. It’s a werewolf movie with class — moody lighting, sharp dialogue, and a showdown between Nicholson and James Spader that’s pure cinematic carnage. https://youtu.be/Gxxv4ZZD79w
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Day Four of 31 Days of Horror gets weird — like really weird. We’re diving into Kevin Smith’s Tusk (2014), a film that asks the truly horrifying question: What if a man became a walrus? Justin Long stars as a podcaster who finds himself trapped in the most grotesque body horror experiment imaginable. Michael Parks
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Day Three of 31 Days of Horror brings us witchcraft, time travel, and Julian Sands in a cape — it’s Warlock (1989). A satanic sorcerer escapes the 1600s and lands in the 1980s, hunting for the Grand Grimoire to end the world, while a witch hunter chases him through time. Part horror, part fantasy, part
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